Things to Ponder as the New Year Begins

- I had amnesia once — maybe twice.
- I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.

- All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy.

- I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

- They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.

- What if there were no hypothetical questions?

- One nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

- I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m not sure.

- Is there another word for synonym?

- If swimming if so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

- Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.

- Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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