My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it — mainly [...]
Adam: “You are what you eat.”
Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to his mother.”
Abraham: “I’m goin’ not knowin’.”
Noah: “Honk if you believe in treading water.”
Moses: “From a basket case to the promised land.”
Elijah: “When Jezebel ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.”
Balaam: “My second donkey talks!”
Prodigal Son: “All roads lead to home.”
At the Sinai desert: “Winding [...]
